Oh shit. When did I get stabbed? That’s awesome!
girls may have had 3489573405 body growth-related things to deal with in their early teen years but the point is i had a teen stache goodbye
So did I ;)
you know folks at home, here on tumblr we like to have a good laugh, but occasionally it comes time when the joking must stop. your gay
What about my gay?
i dont believe in medicine *stomps on advil pills* fuck the system
Fuck the immune system
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
uhm who the hell has time to check tumblr in the morning? im like running around half naked with a sandwich and a toothbrush screaming IM GONNA BE LATE FUCKFUCK FUCK
me too but I check tumblr anyway
Liquid being placed on a hydrophobic material causing it to keep its shape.
Sometimes science makes me really angry.
this is bothering me
DAMMIT who broke science?
"one of us. one of us."